Forum Event: Slayer Stories Manticore
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To participate in this event you will need to reply to this thread with a story of you hunting the legendary Manticore monster. This events stories need to be a comedy. You will also need to provide a screen shot of you slaying a Manticore in this weekends Slayer Event.
Remember to provide your in game name as well so that you can receive your prize if you win.
This event will run from Feb 6th 2015 @ 9:00 pm PST to Feb 10th 2015 @ 12:00 pm PST. Winners will be posted in this thread on Tuesday February 10th.
How a Winner is determined:
The winner(s) of this event will be chosen by the event Judge (Handles). Quality of writing isn't as important as the humor.
Prizes:
All entries will win a Senator Tribute.
Remember to follow the forum rules when posting in this event. All stories must be PG.
*Please allow for up to one week for prizes to be delivered after event closes.
Remember to provide your in game name as well so that you can receive your prize if you win.
This event will run from Feb 6th 2015 @ 9:00 pm PST to Feb 10th 2015 @ 12:00 pm PST. Winners will be posted in this thread on Tuesday February 10th.
How a Winner is determined:
The winner(s) of this event will be chosen by the event Judge (Handles). Quality of writing isn't as important as the humor.
Prizes:
- 100 Gems
- 50 Gems
- 25 Gems
All entries will win a Senator Tribute.
Remember to follow the forum rules when posting in this event. All stories must be PG.
*Please allow for up to one week for prizes to be delivered after event closes.
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sorry admin the prize offering that not much attractive too little to support to face the game and recently i have quit the game including my guild mate due to many work have to done but will come back some day ahead and i strongly support admin to continue grow on this special event offering to attract more player to join on B&G immortals keep up the good work
But now it is kind of dumb.
[CHORUS]
You nerfed it,
You nerfed it.
You effing effing nerfed it.
C'mon Handles sing along with me,
Don't just let it be.
[CHORUS ft. Handles]
(Players) (Handles)
You nerfed it, I nerfed it,
You nerfed it. I nerfed it,
You effing effing nerfed it. I effing effing nerfed it.
Logging in is now a chore,
It really is quite a bore.
[CHORUS]
You nerfed it,
You nerfed it.
You effing effing nerfed it.
Four days logging is is quite fun,
But VP given is now not a ton.
[CHORUS]
You nerfed it,
You nerfed it.
You effing effing nerfed it.
Player guilds VP was reset,
That point I really don't get.
[CHORUS]
You nerfed it,
You nerfed it.
You effing effing nerfed it.
Can I have my 6,000 gems back from the first event where VP was fun,
'Coz resetting the guild VP was really dumb, dumb, DUMB!
[CHORUS]
You nerfed it,
You nerfed it.
You effing effing nerfed it.
One last time Handles jump on the bus,
'Coz you really should have compensated us!
[CHORUS ft. Handles]
(Players) (Handles)
You nerfed it, I nerfed it,
You nerfed it. I nerfed it,
You effing effing nerfed it. I effing effing nerfed it.
I don't want your "WOW 100 gems",
'Coz that ain't gonna make a amends.
Praetorian Helmet of Phobos would be better,
'Coz otherwise I am going to quit 'coz I cant stand to look at the Warriours lame face anymore.
You could have put [CHORUS Repeat]/[CHORUS ft. Handles Repeat] to save time on typing or even copy pasting. Also it should be "We nerfed it" because it's a team effort, I'm not the only person working on this title.
Otherwise I like the effort you put in here and your creativity.
You gotta take one for the team.
[CHORUS]
You nerfed it,
You nerfed it.
You effing effing nerfed it.
I didn't bother.
Yes ugly isn't it, now I am sure you don't wanna save that picture to your computer or whatever you use as I didn't want to take a screenshot either.
It's as confusing as the old Star Wars toys where they made Luke Skywalker super buff like He-Man.
See, why would anyone spend the money to make that?
Did you sign up and post on the manufacturers website about it to complain?
As I said I am not happy with the guild reset especially after spending gems for guild VP, should be compensated.
I don't like the centurion helmet, that's not a gladiator.
Yet someone was paid to make the pixels, why would someone want to spend offerings/gems on that helmet... Same goes for Luke Skywalker.
Further more this thread is for an event and not feedback. If you wish to provide feedback on the game then you can do so in the specified feedback thread that located here.
Barbie and the Manticore
Little miss Barbie the barbaress was out for a walk,
Little did she know she'd be stopped for a talk.
"Who goes there?" Said a voice so grim,
"It is I, little miss Barbie so slim".
"Slim you say, I must have me a gaze".
The Manti without his glasses saw but a haze.
"Come closer, I hear you speak but my sight is too weak"
Barbie, approaches the Core, dressed in tight leather and looked like a...girl.
"My my you are everything but slim" the Manti expressed with hunger in his eyes,
leaping forward, to slay the fair girl he tries.
Barbie, happy and fair, had trained MMA all her life and was strong as a bear.
Grabbing the Manti by its jaw, disregarding his attempts to claw.
The Manti so bold was thrown to the ground,
Barbie so cold she started to pound.
"No I beg you!" the Core screams with tears,
Barbie the barbaress he suddenly fears.
"Begging now gets you no where!"
grabbing his tail she is starting to scare
the poor Manti who shouldn't have tried,
to hunt for girls, he thought, just as he died.
Hope you forgive that there is my warlock instead of a barbaress on the pic
Once upon a time I was fighting some Manticores.
I won.
The End
I forgot to take a shot of a fallen Manticore, but here is me getting some VP from the fight
Ingame name MrDiGiTaL
Ok, There I am messing up some Manticores
Winners:
1st Lanfear
2nd SirDiGiTaL
3rd n/a
Prizes for this event will be paid out within the next business week.
Thanks, Yeah I understand why. I'm proude of my story. It has some action, alot of intrigues and also a deep love story with a sad ending if you read between the lines.
Omg I'm so happy I won!
There is a few people I would like to thank for this great honor..
My Guild mates for supporting me during all of this!
My wife and children for showing me the way!
Mr Handles for picking me out of the bunch!
My 9th grade teacher for beliving in me and making me the person I am today!
::))
Wait.. what!? ... I came last!??... LAST??
Guess I'll have to congratulate you then Lanfear...
I actually cried a little laughing at this.
At first I was planing on going, OHH HEEEL NOO... I know you didn't just !#$& put me last, and then go all ninja mode on you.
But then I though, no I'm gonna stay civilized and keep this post classy and child friendly, because thats just who I am... Always thinking about the children.
So instead I congratulated that fake Lanfear. That &%!@ of a @!#$¤ who took my gems...
Yes his story might have been a wiie bit longer, and Yes I might have stolen his screenshot... but still.
The Blood and Glory of Infinity Blade wins.
Copycat.