I just hope we can win some meaningful eagles, and not have to purchase this stupid looking gun that we will never use again to do it. I'm going to be highly disappointed if it's a buy a gun for 200 eagles and win back 225 eagles. I hope Glu made this a meaningful event. They advertise them like they are going to be lucrative and then they disappoint. Keeping my fingers crossed that they really step up this time. The Memorial Day event was pretty honest, so I hope they improve on that with this one. Sorry for being so vocal about the gun, but I hate these goofy looking monstrosities they've come up with for these special hunts. I just can't get excited about them.
That pistol looks like it would appeal to 6-8 year old boys. I will be.embarrassed every time.I open the weapon shop if we are forced to buy that joke. The girl in the ad is only slightly more.appealing. I am feeling like she has a unibrow thing going on and is carrying a bit too much junk in the trunk. However I think there is finally truth in advertising because they show you how many net eagles you will win in the event after buying that toy pistol:,"12".
That pistol looks like it would appeal to 6-8 year old boys. I will be.embarrassed every time.I open the weapon shop if we are forced to buy that joke. The girl in the ad is only slightly more.appealing. I am feeling like she has a unibrow thing going on and is carrying a bit too much junk in the trunk. However I think there is finally truth in advertising because they show you how many net eagles you will win in the event after buying that toy pistol:,"12".
haha, Im assuming you know thats not what the 12 is there for very funny joke though
I was thinking the stacks are probably accurate if you include how many plats we will have to spend upgrading
Looks like a muzzle loading pistol and a Thompson s.m.g. happy days missed out on pilgrim first time round rather have the challenge of different weapons on hunts than just even more powerful weapons
Ha! I think the gun looks cool and " funny/patriotic " I'm in you only live once, have fun man! Yes Dj, I'll do a gentleman's bet with you, eye shots you say? Set the number! T.F
Well at least the bird feather muzzle gun has a bottle opener on the handle. I like the idea of the tommy, but if that is a representation of the weapons I'm really hoping they make it up to us with the scenery and animals.
Well at least the bird feather muzzle gun has a bottle opener on the handle. I like the idea of the tommy, but if that is a representation of the weapons I'm really hoping they make it up to us with the scenery and animals.
Picture this in your mind's eye: the scenery... Doesn't matter. The animals: lots of scantily clad women like the one in the promo ad. The weapon: the stupid looking bird pistol. The ammo is a suction cup dart and the girls are stampeding. As they run past you have to hit them in the butt cheeks with the suction cup dart. The girls giggle when hit and the final shot makes a great "sluuurp...pop" suction noise. Challenges could be like get 2 natural blondes from a whole herd of stampeding bleach bottle blonds, etc. That is the only scenario I can come up with that would make me want to use that weapon.
Picture this in your mind's eye: the scenery... Doesn't matter. The animals: lots of scantily clad women like the one in the promo ad. The weapon: the stupid looking bird pistol. The ammo is a suction cup dart and the girls are stampeding. As they run past you have to hit them in the butt cheeks with the suction cup dart. The girls giggle when hit and the final shot makes a great "sluuurp...pop" suction noise. Challenges could be like get 2 natural blondes from a whole herd of stampeding bleach bottle blonds, etc. That is the only scenario I can come up with that would make me want to use that weapon.
LOL. YOU ARE TOO MUCH:) But in all seriousness, as someone mentioned above, new challenges are fun & the bird gun may become one of our favorites. No matter how ridiculous it may appear at first We Gotta keep an open mind. Anything is possible
I think we may be in store for more "whimsical" weapons at the rate the game is going. The weapon shop is beginning to resemble a jungle militia's armory. The next logical step would be saw guns or RPG's? Then maybe a Stark Industries Jericho Missle? May not be in the best taste to kill, field dress, and cook the animal with one shot. I'm fine with smaller more diverse weapons on more difficult hunts. That being said, I think I saw that clown pistol on the 2AM knife shopping channel in between the samurai sword and the Wolverine Claw Glove. (c;
I think we may be in store for more "whimsical" weapons at the rate the game is going. The weapon shop is beginning to resemble a jungle militia's armory. The next logical step would be saw guns or RPG's? Then maybe a Stark Industries Jericho Missle? May not be in the best taste to kill, field dress, and cook the animal with one shot. I'm fine with smaller more diverse weapons on more difficult hunts. That being said, I think I saw that clown pistol on the 2AM knife shopping channel in between the samurai sword and the Wolverine Claw Glove. (c;
Hmmmm kill 12 spurwing ducks with a Jericho missle?
I think we may be in store for more "whimsical" weapons at the rate the game is going. The weapon shop is beginning to resemble a jungle militia's armory. The next logical step would be saw guns or RPG's? Then maybe a Stark Industries Jericho Missle? May not be in the best taste to kill, field dress, and cook the animal with one shot. I'm fine with smaller more diverse weapons on more difficult hunts. That being said, I think I saw that clown pistol on the 2AM knife shopping channel in between the samurai sword and the Wolverine Claw Glove. (c;
Maybe they'll offer "3 easy installments of $19999"? And I do want the Wolverine Claw Glove; I've shot enough wolverine to have earned that.
As they run past you have to hit them in the butt cheeks with the suction cup dart. The girls giggle when hit and the final shot makes a great "sluuurp...pop" suction noise. Challenges could be like get 2 natural blondes from a whole herd of stampeding bleach bottle blonds, etc. That is the only scenario I can come up with that would make me want to use that weapon.
haha most ridiculous thing ive ever read.
Ian's jericho missle would be over the top as well haha.
And T.F. I got 8 eye shots in the memorial events (4 in each region) so I am gonna aim to beat that, but who knows what numbers we will see
Does anyone know what regions this event will take place in? The pop-up ad didn't say, unless I missed it. Maybe lower regions, so that newer people to the game will get a chance. Not everyone is as far as we all are...waiting for region 12, and a new hidden region! T.F
Picture this in your mind's eye: the scenery... Doesn't matter. The animals: lots of scantily clad women like the one in the promo ad. The weapon: the stupid looking bird pistol. The ammo is a suction cup dart and the girls are stampeding. As they run past you have to hit them in the butt cheeks with the suction cup dart. The girls giggle when hit and the final shot makes a great "sluuurp...pop" suction noise. Challenges could be like get 2 natural blondes from a whole herd of stampeding bleach bottle blonds, etc. That is the only scenario I can come up with that would make me want to use that weapon.
That's about as funny as having a 'herd' of dudes to pop shots at. Maybe targeting the swinging packages for extra points and manly groans? No? I didn't think so.
That's about as funny as having a 'herd' of dudes to pop shots at. Maybe targeting the swinging packages for extra points and manly groans? No? I didn't think so.
You are right, your vision is not as funny as for two reasons. First, nutshots are never funny. You must hate men if you fantasize about shooting them in the little brain. Second, have you ever seen multiple girls getting up en masse and hold hands while they all stampede to the restroom together? How about guys? The answer to the former is "yes" and to the latter "heck no." Guys don't stampede together... Unless it is to check out hot babes. So your comparison fails on two fronts and is therefore not funny. At least we agree on that.
I really hope this event starts tomorrow.... I'll be up in shaver lake Thursday-Sunday and I never have service up there, I'll miss the start of the event!
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for instance we could see who can get the most eye shots during the event hunts?
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haha, Im assuming you know thats not what the 12 is there for
I was thinking the stacks are probably accurate if you include how many plats we will have to spend upgrading
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Hmmmm kill 12 spurwing ducks with a Jericho missle?
Maybe they'll offer "3 easy installments of $19999"? And I do want the Wolverine Claw Glove; I've shot enough wolverine to have earned that.
haha most ridiculous thing ive ever read.
Ian's jericho missle would be over the top as well haha.
And T.F. I got 8 eye shots in the memorial events (4 in each region) so I am gonna aim to beat that, but who knows what numbers we will see
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But I like the girl.:cool:
You are right, your vision is not as funny as for two reasons. First, nutshots are never funny. You must hate men if you fantasize about shooting them in the little brain. Second, have you ever seen multiple girls getting up en masse and hold hands while they all stampede to the restroom together? How about guys? The answer to the former is "yes" and to the latter "heck no." Guys don't stampede together... Unless it is to check out hot babes. So your comparison fails on two fronts and is therefore not funny. At least we agree on that.
not sure why you are being rude... a pistol is a type of gun....
should I call you dumb for not specifying that it is actually a flintlock pistol??
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