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Worst pick-up lines!

Carol DavidaCarol Davida Registered Users 6,145 Posts
Is it me or do some of these male NPCs have the worst pick-up lines?
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this sounds very depressing-_-
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:confused:lame! what a weirdo! is he is sci-fi geek? he's definitely not my type!
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extremely depressing-_-
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:rolleyes:
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    LuzVariasLuzVarias Registered Users 2,707 Posts
    This guy skeeves me out. He looks weird, sounds weird, and probably has dead bodies hidden away in the crawl-spaces of his house...

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    I mean, I still go home with him, but I feel odd about it!
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    Danielle_ModelsDanielle_Models Banned Users 870 Posts
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    That's, um, nice..
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    What are you.. A poet?
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    Uhm you've got it all wrong--obviously I was checking out my ring that my HUSBAND gave to me.. So you finna back off...
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    Is this even a pick up line...?
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    xXLucyXxxXLucyXx Registered Users 1,077 Posts
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    Not really

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    ...no
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    Carol DavidaCarol Davida Registered Users 6,145 Posts
    Lol! These guys in our games are losers!👆 😁😆😀
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    PolkaDotPolkaDot Registered Users 1,226 Posts
    Lol!

    I have gotten some of those lines...and my skeezers always seem to have pink hair as well.

    I think I ran into the 'wounded heart' guy a lot in RL...ponytail and all! :p
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    Minne623Minne623 Registered Users 335 Posts
    Seems like they all hang out at the same place too buwahahaha....
    I want screenshots from the men, what kind of pickup lines are they getting!
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    CharliCharli Registered Users 1,670 Posts
    These girls in my game :rolleyes:

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    Didn't work ...



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    Bye felicia!



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    Aw, that's sweet. But no :p
    The account says Charli, but my name's Bilal.

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    Carol DavidaCarol Davida Registered Users 6,145 Posts
    Hmm...from your screenshots you posted I've seen some of those terrible pick-up lines from the male npcs in my game as well. So I guess it's the same whether you're playing a female or male doll.
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    kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,115 Posts
    How about this one?

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    kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,115 Posts
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    Or this one?
    If you are having trouble DO NOT UNINSTALL THE GAME!
    🦋Purple Headed ♊+ 🥥 Chick Playing iOS & Android 🦋
    I Am NOT a Glu Employee
    🌟If you want my attention please send a dm
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    Carol DavidaCarol Davida Registered Users 6,145 Posts
    I wish there was a way to turn them down 👎
    because most of the male npcs my doll is clearly not interested to date them. She's happily married to her wonderful husband. 💍
    *Ahem* my doll is wearing her wedding ring for crying out loud. Can't they see that?
    But my doll would rather be friends with them instead.
    So there should be another option such as get number ❤-romantic contact,turn them down (let's be friends instead), ⭐-professional contact
    or cancel.
    For example, if my doll turned down these male Npcs, their facial expressions should changed from gazed look to sad look on their faces. 💡
    Daily Android KKH player

    Carolette Davie (the all-American bittersweet feminist) ➡ the diva's cousin

    If you would like to be friends with me in-game please PM me so that I'll know that you're from the glu forums. Tyvm☺

    Follow me on IG

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    Danielle_ModelsDanielle_Models Banned Users 870 Posts
    Omg right? Hold on I'm going to edit one of my captions XD
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    Carol DavidaCarol Davida Registered Users 6,145 Posts
    In my game I accidentally flirted with 2 male npcs and I had to go to a nearby club or restaurant to break up with them. They asked for my doll's 📞#. I felt bad for doing that, but I wished that they were added to my professional contacts. It's very awkward to see them in a restaurant or club and they can't say a word to me.😕
    Daily Android KKH player

    Carolette Davie (the all-American bittersweet feminist) ➡ the diva's cousin

    If you would like to be friends with me in-game please PM me so that I'll know that you're from the glu forums. Tyvm☺

    Follow me on IG

    #SafeStorage #MaleDollsMatters #BonusStarForParties #BoycottTrendsetters #DontPunishPayingCustomers #MoreAdsForKstars #StopKollections

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    Danielle_ModelsDanielle_Models Banned Users 870 Posts
    Whenever you do that, just exit out of your game then go back in it, they won't be your romantic contact when you check back again. That is, if you didn't press get number.
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    Carol DavidaCarol Davida Registered Users 6,145 Posts
    Thanks for the tip! I will have to remember to do that next time!
    Daily Android KKH player

    Carolette Davie (the all-American bittersweet feminist) ➡ the diva's cousin

    If you would like to be friends with me in-game please PM me so that I'll know that you're from the glu forums. Tyvm☺

    Follow me on IG

    #SafeStorage #MaleDollsMatters #BonusStarForParties #BoycottTrendsetters #DontPunishPayingCustomers #MoreAdsForKstars #StopKollections

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    Danielle_ModelsDanielle_Models Banned Users 870 Posts
    No problem XD
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    pandamoo85pandamoo85 Registered Users 107 Posts
    Personally I really like the nerdy pick-up lines xD They make me laugh a lot, especially the really really obscure ones. I don't think I still have the screenshot unfortunately, but there was definitely one that referenced Babylon 5 which makes me wonder what kind of nerds work at glu LOL.
    My avi's name is Star -- she shows up as Starfaise for GC contacts. :o
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    EselleteaEselletea Registered Users 700 Posts
    One of my faves! I was a top 100 A lister at the time I believe & this no name fugly had the nerve to this to me. :p

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    Danielle_ModelsDanielle_Models Banned Users 870 Posts
    The boys that insult you and expect for you to go out with them are the worst!I bet those were the boys Taylor Swift was singing about XD JK
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    PolkaDotPolkaDot Registered Users 1,226 Posts
    Those NPCs must have taken "Mystery's" course in "negging."

    (barf)
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