KKH Humor

KalindaKingKalindaKing Moderators 5,602 Posts
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It's #NationalTellAJokeDay so I just put out a request for funny comments about the game on the KKH Twitter.

https://twitter.com/KKHOfficial/status/897875693752774656

I know you all have an amazing sense of humor. We would love to hear your funny observations about the game anytime. As I like to say, who knows what could happen!

This thread could be used for your own jokes about playing the game (like staying up late to finish a project) or to share screenshots of in-game content that makes you laugh. Our writers love your feedback.
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  • AngelineJAngelineJ Registered Users 1,511 Posts
    How am I supposed to guess what her name is?! LOL!

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    I just love Maria! :p

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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,091 Posts
    omg, I love this. Love love love this thread. I have a beauty, but where in my various devices and computers is it? It's in the Restaurant in Dubai. If anyone else knows this one, post it while I look? I totally forgot about the inappropriate Polar Bear. lol.

    (Um Vats, that vision in pink is Kat. Z was dressed in the pink jacket and black skirt. I'm not on that device I'll post that one later)
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  • VatsVats Registered Users 4,773 Posts
    Haha those are funny!

    Who would knew that Ray and Sandra were a thing? Guess I missed that one!

    Angeline that is my absolutely favorite Maria's quote! I treasure that screenshot until today! #truetea
    Viva La Vida Á La Vats!
  • soundsprettysoundspretty Registered Users 5,000 Posts
    I agree with Genevieve, the names of the shows are great! I also like the play on words/names during our storylines as well.

    As far as unintentional humor (at least I think) can we talk about "aparments"?
  • JasmineKKHJasmineKKH Registered Users 518 Posts
    I paid extra k-stars for the "Stalking Dead" quest and when I found out that I would get to kill Willow in a scene, I couldn't help but laugh!
    iOS platform
  • Anastasia_V.Anastasia_V. Registered Users 157 Posts
    I once spotted this guy on the Top Stars list. Just take a look at his fan count...

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  • haftimehaftime Registered Users 970 Posts
    I love this Chevier Toronto customer, Dustin Keibler.

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    His dialogue amuses me every time. :)
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  • SugarKSugarK Registered Users 1,783 Posts
    Haftime, I also have the customer asking me for the brown belt but he looks completely different :p
  • KalindaKingKalindaKing Moderators 5,602 Posts
    Have any of you had a funny dream about the game lately?
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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,091 Posts
    Aside from dreaming I had 4 stylus where my fingers are supposed to be? Nah. No dreams to report


    eta...I still had finger flesh from my hand to the first knuckle, it was my right hand no I could still wear rings, but the last two sections looked like they were amputated and fit with little tapping caps. They actually looked stylish, but other than tapping they were pretty useless.
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Registered Users 5,000 Posts
    I had a dream the other night that I was opening midweek boxes. But that could've just been deja vu... OR I can see into the future :)
  • soundsprettysoundspretty Registered Users 5,000 Posts

  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,091 Posts
    edited January 2018

    Poor Kim. But it's hystetical theyes incorporated it into the game.
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Registered Users 5,000 Posts
    Wasn't it Kylie who said afterwards she dove to the bottom and was able to find the earrings? Could've used her back when my dumb dad decided swimming with car keys was a good idea hours before we had to get to the airport :lol:
  • RumpelstilzchenRumpelstilzchen Registered Users 1,599 Posts
    edited January 2018

    ? LOL! ? 
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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,091 Posts
    I thought Humpy found it for her. I was team Hump till Yeezy fell in love. Now it's true love.
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  • klenaklena Registered Users 679 Posts
    Simon booked Kate on a Diet Parc commercial and commented that it taste horrible and he put in a clause that allows Kate not to drink it.

    This is from the filming of the commercial. Lmao ?
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Registered Users 5,000 Posts
    I thought Humpy found it for her. I was team Hump till Yeezy fell in love. Now it's true love.
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/how-kylie-found-kims-earring

    I knew I read it somewhere
  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Moderators 29,091 Posts
    Lol. Oh that's funny.
    If you are having trouble DO NOT UNINSTALL THE GAME!
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  • klenaklena Registered Users 679 Posts
    They say "A picture is worth a thousand words". Love the look on the model’s face while the guy crouching in front of her is working. 😂


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    Doll’s name: Kate DeMille (name of 2 of my favourite heroines from my favourite urbane fantasy author Ilona Andrews)
  • AmeliaKKHAmeliaKKH Registered Users 722 Posts
    I keep a Memorable KKH Moments hashtag since 2015 because some lines are BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
    This weekend I totally relate to this one:

    Also, I love the motivational/uplifting bits from the characters like Erika Jane and Emma this weekend during the Ray Powers gig:

  • Candyfloss_kkhCandyfloss_kkh Registered Users, Member 290 Posts
    Um my kkh character wig got snatched 😳😂😂
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