Let's get a REAL tournament going!

That dude that claims to be the best refuses to play me (6-0 bottom of the 1st) so I'm trying to get a REAL tournament together. All you posers who glitched out your team so you'd have all the best players need to show up and get you ***** smashed with a sledgehammer by ME! The one and only greatest Tap Baseball player of all time. I have never abused a glitch... That is for people with breasts! I use a f**king flip phone from 1998 to play the game. Can you wrap your f**king head around that? YEAH! THATS RIGHt! I use a RAZOR phone from the late 90s and I'm STILL the undisputed king and champion of TSB. Challenge me and see. You'll get HUMILIATED!