Living in Canada adds a whole layer of difficulty to the game. Glu actually does alright by us in terms of currency conversion, but still... Whenever the price for a promo deal is advertised in USD, go ahead and tack on a good extra 35% - that's what we're paying in CAD. Also, the gold offers in the US completely blow ours out of the water. I think if you did every single one, you'd end up at around 17 K. I've considered doing location spoofing and moving myself to the US to have access to offers on other side of the border, but I feel like that's begging to get jailed.
Any of my fellow canucks have a good gold acquistion strategy that they want to share?
Also, Glu, I'm an excellent diversity candidate for VIP. Canadian representation is lacking. You could use our friendly Canadian presence among the VIP ranks. Think about it. I'm available for an interview at any time.
"I'm a naughty little screen tapper" - Me
4
Comments
But, without question, it's going to need to be a player for player swap at the same position. That part is not negotiable.
So y'all don't feel like we're just trying to pawn off our soon to retire aging (non) veterans in exchange for youth and vitality, we'll possibly discuss taking on Rob Ford or Gary Bettman.
Regardless of the specific bit players involved, we will absolutely demand the construction of a very large wall designed specifically to keep Syndy Crysby in Canada.
Full disclosure: if we obtain Rob Ford or a Canadian to be named later, we're probably going to try to flip them to Brazil for 2-3 teenage soccer prodigies so we don't look overly silly getting swept out of the 2026 WC.