My submission(s) for the contest: My first post on the forum lets hope I'm not beyond the pale!! Haha :) Title: "A Long Time Ago, in a Bathroom Just Slightly Too Far Far Away" Studio: KTV Line one: Oh POOP! I've done it again! Line two: Stay safer, with BUTTsaver grown-UP diapers! ("Safer" and "saver" are intended to kinda…