Ummmm

bayoubengal

Ok so I know this has nothing to do with gameplay but.....
I have just sat here for a good part of the last 20-30 minutes most of it evo hunting but also reading global chat.  My first time (cherry now broken) actually somewhat paying attention.  I now feel “stupider” by doing so.  

🤯

bigvivec

It’s not highbrow but it can be fun.

slafrance2

Global is so much fun to skim through, all girls pm me aside. So people get into some heated talk

Thunderstormer

Hey @bayoubengal and other Evo searchers maybe I can help. So started a solo club this season since I didn’t plan on grinding and only chose to play specific events. My club is now VII Bronze and it’s a slog. Great to have some help and figure a few solid players looking to build resources/Evo would be a great fit. If you want no hassles and plenty resource upside please PM me here and will send club invite. Thx, figured it’s worth a shot

8ball02

Yea I just jumped into the fray recently trying to score more evo as well.  Im just sitting there shaking my head on the level of stupid that is out there....

2003cobra

Definitely a lot lower maturity levels on there but somewhat entertaining 

8ball02

on another note... whats the deal with selling teams?  I can see how the transaction could go down with paypal or other methods but seems like an easy way to take advantage of someone.

retirepujols

Leave global alone, pal! Once you block a few hundred sticker shares, it becomes free entertainment.

slafrance2

Once I found some shady website for selling teams

Cooz19

The only thing that would make this post funnier is if I read it on Global. 

DaveMustang

The thing I trip out on (other than the mental image of a middle aged dude pretending to be a girl for those idiots) is that people actually spend gold to post mostly nonsensical bs. 

matt_sackett

I posted yesterday for the first and only time correcting someone's grammar, and within seconds had a dochenipple in my inbox asking me if I was male or female and my age. I said Im just here for baseball, he called me a C word and told me F off ...Made my day.

matt_sackett

im thinking ill say 1 .99 cent gift will get you a dirty pic..