Cooldown Chants! (Chants Only PLZ!!!)

TheFullMonteTheFullMonte Registered Users, Member 1,548 Posts
Coollllllll-down.....

Coooollll-DOWN!!!!

COOLLLLLL-DOWN!!!!!

COOLDOWN! COOLDOWN! 

COOLDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • BigpredfanBigpredfan New Member Registered Users 3,240 Posts
    We all know
    the cool down sucks
    if you are still complaining
    i don’t give a ..........
  • HoumyHoumy Registered Users, Member 3,818 Posts
    Cool down, cool down
    Lotta loyal players are gone
    Oh GLU what have you done
    You've now killed all the FUN!!!!!
    "OOPS... WE NEED TO RESTART" - GLU ca. 2019


  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,377 Posts
    Hoot. He doesn't give a hoot 
    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte Registered Users, Member 1,548 Posts
    In order for these chant threads to work, we really need to get the mods to buy off on enforcement. it's a simple rule: don't post in a chant thread unless you are going to participate in the chant. and if you break the rule, you get a 24-hour ban.

     Listen, I understand how the internet works. whenever people are doing something really fun, some jerk wants to find a way to ruin the fun by causing a disruption. case in point: the people who post stuff in a clearly marked "chant thread" other than the chant itself (along with allowed emoticons, gifs, or jpegs).

    my tukey test chant on the actuarial outpost went over 15 pages without anyone even TRYING to break the chant rules and post something other than "tukey test! (insert funny emoticons here....)". and given this board's demographic makeup, there's no reason why "COOLDOWN" couldn't have gone over 20 pages, and "I LOVE BOXES" even longer than that.

    Sad how we can't ever do anything fun around here. This place ruins everything.
  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett Registered Users, Member 1,540 Posts
    edited November 2019
    -edited-

    CD!!
    Nothing in life is as beautiful as the Balsamic thread.

  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte Registered Users, Member 1,548 Posts
    The 3 Hole Box did get some mileage..


    Beth...that was her name....Beth

    Chants only PLZ!!!
  • fahhq2fahhq2 Registered Users, Member 850 Posts
    Deb-bie Dow-ner,
    whine whine, whine-whine-whine
    cooldown cooldown,
    whine whine, whine-whine-whine
  • DFBBDFBB Registered Users, Moderators, Member, Moderator 5,827 Posts
    Whether it's protocol or just another curve ball, cooldown has us thinking curtain call. 😬



    If you're not having fun, you're losing.
  • DFBBDFBB Registered Users, Moderators, Member, Moderator 5,827 Posts
    C'mon guys. No personal attacks plz!
    If you're not having fun, you're losing.
  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte Registered Users, Member 1,548 Posts
    DFBB said:
    C'mon guys. No personal attacks plz!
    Who is Mark Watson, and why does he keep PM’ing me?
  • BigpredfanBigpredfan New Member Registered Users 3,240 Posts
    Hoot. He doesn't give a hoot 
    it’s crap. The word is crap. 
  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte Registered Users, Member 1,548 Posts
    What I'm most annoyed about is a certain someone is constantly blaming Mark Watson for his worst posts. C'mon, man. I knew Mark back in my days at State. Mark was a bartender at Cleats and Spikes. Sold me my first shot of Rumpleminz. One night he tipped me off that Dykstra was planning a late night check in at the Stauffer house. Gave me time to get the keg out. Mark is a heck of a guy, and certainly not the vulgar pig someone is trying to make him out to be.

     This has to stop.
  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,377 Posts
    When the cooldown comes, then all the fun goes
    The cooldown sucks, oh the cooldown blows
    Such a terrible idea, tis real-ly bad
    Worse than the chicks in back of @matt_sackett's supercab
    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett Registered Users, Member 1,540 Posts
    Its Crew and NO Personal Attacks..do we not learn.
    Nothing in life is as beautiful as the Balsamic thread.

  • Cooz19Cooz19 Experienced Member Registered Users 1,108 Posts
    At cooldown, we jeer
    Just like a rigged woh at-bat
    @retirepujols needs a pounder of beer
    And some clean prostitutes, STAT!
  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett Registered Users, Member 1,540 Posts
    edited November 2019
    Cool down Sucks
    for those that spent bucks
    Cooldown is here
    pass me a goddamned beer,
    Nothing in life is as beautiful as the Balsamic thread.

  • FrankTheTank04FrankTheTank04 Registered Users, Member 903 Posts
    I don't know any chants, but...

    Roses are red
    Violets aren't really blue
    The cooldown is the greatest!
    Wait, no it isn't.  Cooldown, I hate you.

    Still giving glu money?  That's the problem.  They'll never change if you don't.
  • JudgeJudge Registered Users, Member 64 Posts
    The cool down
    makes me frown. 
    Club cohesion
    is a BS reason. 
    Another 12-hr sit
    is gonna make me quit.

  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 2,906 Posts

    How about a Haiku?

    Cooldown Period

    The worst idea ever

    Suck my ball sack, Glu

    Yes, we are aware of the game having crashing issues in the middle of WoH, but we can't compensate you for the gold you lost at this time. This is done on a case by case basis. - TSB Customer Service

  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett Registered Users, Member 1,540 Posts
    I think George Carlin said it best......
    Rat $hit, Bat $shit
    Dirty Old [email protected]
    69 A$$holes tied in a knot
    Hooray Lizard $hit
    F&UCK

    nuff' said.
    Nothing in life is as beautiful as the Balsamic thread.

  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,377 Posts
    edited November 2019
    Hey hey, what do we say?
    This cooldown is super gay.
    Club cohesion? That's what they say!
    But evo is available, if you pay.
    B1tch and moan as we may,
    This stank arse cooldowns here to stay.
    Boohoo, what can we do?
    Pull out our 🍆 and scream 🖕 Glu.
    Shove this cooldown up their a$$
    By not spending anymore of your cash! 



    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • FrankTheTank04FrankTheTank04 Registered Users, Member 903 Posts
    Hey hey, what do we say?
    This cooldown is super gay.
    Club cohesion? That's what they say!
    But evo is available, if you pay.
    B1tch and moan as we may,
    This stank arse cooldowns here to stay.
    Boohoo, what can we do?
    Pull out our d1cks and scream fk Glu.
    Shove this cooldown up their a$$
    By not spending anymore of your cash! 



    Beautiful... just beautiful.  Some of the best poetry I've ever read.
    Still giving glu money?  That's the problem.  They'll never change if you don't.
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 Registered Users, Member 952 Posts
    What’s that Christmas song that be like “the lease knobby dot”...it’s Spanish...reminds me of the cooldown. 
  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,377 Posts
    What’s that Christmas song that be like “the lease knobby dot”...it’s Spanish...reminds me of the cooldown. 
    Lmfao
    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • bigvivecbigvivec Registered Users, Member 2,133 Posts
    Cooldown.......cohesion???
    Selling evo.......THE reason!!!!
    Community........the greed!!!
    Has broken........indeed!!!!!!
    To play........must pay!!!!! 
    Desire...........fade away!!!!!
  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,377 Posts
    bigvivec said:
    Cooldown.......cohesion???
    Selling evo.......THE reason!!!!
    Community........the greed!!!
    Has broken........indeed!!!!!!
    To play........must pay!!!!! 
    Desire...........fade away!!!!!
    I read that in a growl, and the .... And ???/!!!! As a nasty double bass. Thanks for the brief hardcore song about the cool down 🙌🏻
    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 2,906 Posts
    bigvivec said:
    Cooldown.......cohesion???
    Selling evo.......THE reason!!!!
    Community........the greed!!!
    Has broken........indeed!!!!!!
    To play........must pay!!!!! 
    Desire...........fade away!!!!!


    Oh hell yes. I read this the same way retirepujols did.

    This sounds like an intro to a Killswitch Engage song.

    Dnnnnuunnununuun, dun dun dun dun dun...

    Uggggggggg

    Cooldown....Cohesion? (riff)

    You get the picture.

    Yes, we are aware of the game having crashing issues in the middle of WoH, but we can't compensate you for the gold you lost at this time. This is done on a case by case basis. - TSB Customer Service

  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett Registered Users, Member 1,540 Posts
    Not to go too far off topic. Roasted Turkey Pringle’s???? Hell yes
    Nothing in life is as beautiful as the Balsamic thread.

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