Serious Baseball Offseason News: Blue Jays C Reese McGuire Busted In a FL Parking Lot.....

drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,349 PostsRegistered Users, Member

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/mlb/blue-jays-catcher-reese-mcguire-arrested-for-touching-himself-in-florida-parking-lot/88575316/ 

I think we need a box theme for Reese.

The "hit the showers" theme was somewhat appropriate...

But I feel we can do better.

“Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

"If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

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  • Tdub71Tdub71 1,127 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Give new meaning to "the ole #1".
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,349 PostsRegistered Users, Member

    The fact he was in Florida at the time didn't pass me by.

    The one "relief" is that at least he wasn't looking a kiddie porn!

    “Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

    "If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

  • Tdub71Tdub71 1,127 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    If he had been using his free hand for a radar gun, instead of his phone, we would really be on to something.
  • cooldowncanadacubscooldowncanadacubs 444 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    It happens to the best of us. Cop should’ve looked the other way. 
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,349 PostsRegistered Users, Member

    I wonder if he was "calling pitches" while he did it.

    Here's a box theme idea: Touching Moments

    “Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

    "If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

  • cooldowncanadacubscooldowncanadacubs 444 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    As the police officer approached the vehicle, Reece looked up and said “Looks like you’re playing catcher today buddy!”  

    Hey ohhhh
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 734 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    He plays for a Canadian team so this is to be expected. 
  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,095 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Says he had a shirt covering his genitals.. maybe people need to mind their own damn business and nobody would have had a problem 🤷‍♂️ sometimes a guy just needs a parking lot wank 
    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,095 PostsRegistered Users, Member

    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • ToughthundercatsToughthundercats New Member 578 PostsRegistered Users, Member

    Wow!!! 🤣😂🤣
  • cooldowncanadacubscooldowncanadacubs 444 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    At least he was Shirt-Cocking it when was doing his thing.  Honestly, this shït shouldn’t even be published without due-diligence.  Ok, he was rubbing one out while watching porn. Everyone does it. Maybe not in a parking lot. But really, this will destroy this guys career. There’s worse shït that happens around the world 
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 734 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Charles Barkley jerks off on set and nobody blinks an eye
  • mythicaldragonmythicaldragon 1,064 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    edited February 14
    Definitely embarrassing... but come on cops should have just said go home,. Ur good dude.. no charges filed just go home don’t wank in parking lots anymore etc.. Very sad career ending..reputation destroying stuff. Won’t ever live it down. Could have been avoided imo 
  • More2Most2FirstMore2Most2First 336 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    From the comments section in the link from the OP...this guy’s comment is definitely the wiener...I mean winner:


  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,349 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    When I'm bored at work and have to stay tied to my laptop, I float between this forum, that forum, and farming gold. That web site is pure gold, especially the OT lounge.

    “Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

    "If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,349 PostsRegistered Users, Member


    This is the type of content this forum needs more of. Nice work!

    “Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

    "If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

  • ToughthundercatsToughthundercats New Member 578 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    From the comments section in the link from the OP...this guy’s comment is definitely the wiener...I mean winner:


    I can't get enough of this stuff...🤣🤣🤣
  • fahhq2fahhq2 639 PostsRegistered Users, Member

    At least Glu didn’t mess this one up...it does look like LH skill
    #returnto18
  • TyroneEastwoodTyroneEastwood 140 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent". At least he's got that going for him I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • GildrakGildrak 24 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    The real story here is either he has incredible stamina or Dunedin PD has really fast response time. 
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 734 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent". At least he's got that going for him I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Maybe this was staged so they would post an article about how big his penis is so he could intrigue the ladies 🤷🏻‍♂️
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