John Kruk - WoH Superstar. Also Introducing the Kruk Kronikuhlz
drsmartassphd
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You know, as much as I whine about WoH, I have to say, John Kruk is the greatest thing ever on this game. I wish I could just use him every single round. For me, outside of 6.10 on HoF, you simply cannot Kuk the Kruk.
I boosted his attributes more this weekend with a crap ton of PxP and LxP, and he is even more badass than he was last week. Yeah, aye aye Captain Obvious. But this bad assery is taken up a notch. Like, "he's gonna frick your wife and you will want to pay him for it" up a notch.
Ghost Kruk on first and batter Kruk hits a gapper? Ghost Kruk is hauling his big ass to home from first every single time, even with no outs.
Legend Kenny Lofton is ghosting on second, with a single to left/right center with two outs? Nope, Lofton ain't scoring from second. Too frigging slow.
Kruk? Yeah, he's scoring not once, but twice from second on that $hit. Put it in the books.
Curves outside the zone in the other batter's box? Guess what? Kruk can even make CONTACT with those, putting them in play. Yeah, he may be out, but he hit that MFer, and I don't have to watch that cocky-ass pitcher do his little fist pump after I'm called out on a pitch nowhere near the zone. Just that alone should get Kruk another bump in attributes.
Just now on 4.10, I completely forgot that was the only L pitcher in the whole round. I selected Kruk bc he is who I always used. Big mistake, right? Wrong. Even with his attributes turned off, he took six straight curves for two outs, then went on a tear with two outs and came back to win.
I think I need to write him a love letter. Unless my roster drastically improves, I see a keeper in my future.
DrSmartassPhD + Krukkie = True Luv Forevah
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He's waving at his crowd of adorers after kicking Oswalt's ass.
True Story: KK Volume 1
One night, after a tough game on the road in Pittsburg, Kruk went out to a truck stop next to the hotel to get some snacks. Inside, he ran into a group of ladies that were just dying to get a piece of the Krukster after another solid performance.
Not having much left in the tank, and knowing he didn't want them back in his room, the only place he could find to take them on was an open 18 wheeler. Being a man's man, Kruck took the three ladies inside the truck and worked them all over, finishing himself off all over the dashboard, floor, and seats.
Nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.
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Kruk, Chuck Norris, and John Muther Effing Wayne were on a camping trip in the Amazon.
Chuck Norris starts telling campfire stories after fighting off a python attack during an afternoon swim. Chuck talked about the time he was in Nam and took on an entire enemy fleet by himself, singlehandedly killing them all one by one, then saving the village. After saving the village, he kissed every baby and made love to every female.
John Wayne talked about his time in WW2, where took out an entire ground fleet of Japanese soldiers, stole of one their planes, then shot the remaining pilots out of the sky. All of this while sipping on a glass of scotch.
Both men sat in adoration for a moment, taking in their stories or heroism. They then turned to the Krukster, who was slowly, contently, stirring the campfire with his penis....
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Whew, I was worried this wouldn't make the cut with the new forum rules.
Hopefully I will have some new additions to the KK on Monday after another WoH HoF victory!
Hail the Krukster!
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In honour of this special day, let us all remember Romans 3:25
The Lord hath sayeth on WoH day, that we have added an 11th Commandment:
Thou Shalt Not Kucketh the Krukster!
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No worries tho there will be more versions of kruk 😉
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Gentlemen, the Krukster prevailed today for me. He lives on at least one more week.
I am going do this shit again. This is fun.
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Kruk was so money again yesterday. He still had matchup favorability in 6.9 and 6.10, but barely.
I ended up beating it again with Kruk at 9 and Matthews at 10.
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