Serious Baseball Offseason News: Blue Jays C Reese McGuire Busted In a FL Parking Lot.....

drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 3,133 Posts

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/mlb/blue-jays-catcher-reese-mcguire-arrested-for-touching-himself-in-florida-parking-lot/88575316/ 

I think we need a box theme for Reese.

The "hit the showers" theme was somewhat appropriate...

But I feel we can do better.

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  • Tdub71Tdub71 Registered Users, Member 1,876 Posts
    Give new meaning to "the ole #1".
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 3,133 Posts

    The fact he was in Florida at the time didn't pass me by.

    The one "relief" is that at least he wasn't looking a kiddie porn!

    Yes, we are aware of the game having crashing issues in the middle of WoH, but we can't compensate you for the gold you lost at this time. This is done on a case by case basis. - TSB Customer Service

  • Tdub71Tdub71 Registered Users, Member 1,876 Posts
    If he had been using his free hand for a radar gun, instead of his phone, we would really be on to something.
  • cooldowncanadacubscooldowncanadacubs Registered Users, Member 643 Posts
    It happens to the best of us. Cop should’ve looked the other way. 
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 3,133 Posts

    I wonder if he was "calling pitches" while he did it.

    Here's a box theme idea: Touching Moments

    Yes, we are aware of the game having crashing issues in the middle of WoH, but we can't compensate you for the gold you lost at this time. This is done on a case by case basis. - TSB Customer Service

  • cooldowncanadacubscooldowncanadacubs Registered Users, Member 643 Posts
    As the police officer approached the vehicle, Reece looked up and said “Looks like you’re playing catcher today buddy!”  

    Hey ohhhh
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 Registered Users, Member 952 Posts
    He plays for a Canadian team so this is to be expected. 
  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,855 Posts
    Says he had a shirt covering his genitals.. maybe people need to mind their own damn business and nobody would have had a problem 🤷‍♂️ sometimes a guy just needs a parking lot wank 
    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,855 Posts

    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
  • ToughthundercatsToughthundercats Registered Users, Member 1,959 Posts

    Wow!!! 🤣😂🤣
  • cooldowncanadacubscooldowncanadacubs Registered Users, Member 643 Posts
    At least he was Shirt-Cocking it when was doing his thing.  Honestly, this shït shouldn’t even be published without due-diligence.  Ok, he was rubbing one out while watching porn. Everyone does it. Maybe not in a parking lot. But really, this will destroy this guys career. There’s worse shït that happens around the world 
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 Registered Users, Member 952 Posts
    Charles Barkley jerks off on set and nobody blinks an eye
  • mythicaldragonmythicaldragon Registered Users, Member 2,418 Posts
    edited February 2020
    Definitely embarrassing... but come on cops should have just said go home,. Ur good dude.. no charges filed just go home don’t wank in parking lots anymore etc.. Very sad career ending..reputation destroying stuff. Won’t ever live it down. Could have been avoided imo 
  • More2Most2FirstMore2Most2First Registered Users, Member 777 Posts
    From the comments section in the link from the OP...this guy’s comment is definitely the wiener...I mean winner:


  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 3,133 Posts
    When I'm bored at work and have to stay tied to my laptop, I float between this forum, that forum, and farming gold. That web site is pure gold, especially the OT lounge.

    Yes, we are aware of the game having crashing issues in the middle of WoH, but we can't compensate you for the gold you lost at this time. This is done on a case by case basis. - TSB Customer Service

  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 3,133 Posts


    This is the type of content this forum needs more of. Nice work!

    Yes, we are aware of the game having crashing issues in the middle of WoH, but we can't compensate you for the gold you lost at this time. This is done on a case by case basis. - TSB Customer Service

  • ToughthundercatsToughthundercats Registered Users, Member 1,959 Posts
    From the comments section in the link from the OP...this guy’s comment is definitely the wiener...I mean winner:


    I can't get enough of this stuff...🤣🤣🤣
  • fahhq2fahhq2 Registered Users, Member 850 Posts

    At least Glu didn’t mess this one up...it does look like LH skill
  • TyroneEastwoodTyroneEastwood Registered Users, Member 424 Posts
    They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent". At least he's got that going for him I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • GildrakGildrak Registered Users, Member 28 Posts
    The real story here is either he has incredible stamina or Dunedin PD has really fast response time. 
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 Registered Users, Member 952 Posts
    They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent". At least he's got that going for him I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Maybe this was staged so they would post an article about how big his penis is so he could intrigue the ladies 🤷🏻‍♂️
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