An offer I can('t) refuse 🤔

Houmy

Soooooo. I wonder how I would get paid. I think these would have been the options:

1. Transfer the team and wait for the buyer to clear that Nigerian prince inheritance check before they pay me
2. Send them a 10% good faith deposit and once I transfer the team they will pay me the full amount plus the 10% back
3. Place the team in an escrow account run by their team leader's cousin and finalize the transaction

Yeah. Can't believe I just passed on an opportunity of a lifetime 😒😢. I mean clearly a person with a team strength 60K higher than mine would want my team so badly that they upped their offer ten times over in less than an hour?  🙄🤷‍♂️

retirepujols

25k lmaooo

Houmy

retirepujols said:

25k lmaooo

And I thought we were friends. You saying my team isn't worth 25K? I mean my ugly mug on the custom ATG alone should be worth about $1.25 of that 25K 😒

2003cobra

@Houmy you could bargained a little to maybe get 30k. 

Houmy

2003cobra said:

@Houmy you could bargained a little to maybe get 30k. 

Yeah I am afraid bargaining is not my strong suit. I should bundle all teams since 17 and list them on reddit and commit GLU suicide by getting a lifetime ban so that I can concentrate on my poker instead?

2003cobra

At least with poker you have a chance to win money. I might be interested in buying your teams just so that I can see custom legend anytime that I want 

Houmy

2003cobra said:

At least with poker you have a chance to win money. I might be interested in buying your teams just so that I can see custom legend anytime that I want 

Actually I would have been better off not playing poker in the last 6 months had I kept my $$$ in bitcoin. Would have almost doubled it 🙄

Houmy

Damnit @retirepujols. Got so happy seeing a PM notification and thought maybe he upped the offer to 30K or one of the ladies finally PMd me. No deal buddy.

jmsorioles33

Houmy said:

2003cobra said:

At least with poker you have a chance to win money. I might be interested in buying your teams just so that I can see custom legend anytime that I want 

Actually I would have been better off not playing poker in the last 6 months had I kept my $$$ in bitcoin. Would have almost doubled it 🙄

Lol i did the same thing, used a chunk of my BTC to buy onto blackchip back in like April when it was around $8K. Luckily i did buy a bunch of travel stocks around the same time though, those are doing well so far. 

2020KC

ok here's my offer.. give me $20 for your team? Ill take your phone, smash it with a 20lb sledge, pee on it, and you then can thank me for breaking your addiction, then for an extra $5 Ill kick you in the nuts...this way its being done just like glu does it..

deal?

Houmy

jmsorioles33 said:

Houmy said:

2003cobra said:

At least with poker you have a chance to win money. I might be interested in buying your teams just so that I can see custom legend anytime that I want 

Actually I would have been better off not playing poker in the last 6 months had I kept my $$$ in bitcoin. Would have almost doubled it 🙄

Lol i did the same thing, used a chunk of my BTC to buy onto blackchip back in like April when it was around $8K. Luckily i did buy a bunch of travel stocks around the same time though, those are doing well so far. 

Yeah. Bought mine and transferred to poker account around end of May. Oh well. Guess I just have to start winning to make up for it.

Houmy

2020KC said:

ok here's my offer.. give me $20 for your team? Ill take your phone, smash it with a 20lb sledge, pee on it, and you then can thank me for breaking your addiction, then for an extra $5 Ill kick you in the nuts...this way its being done just like glu does it..

deal?

Amanda? Is that you? 

Damn @2020KC you sound as vindictive as ex #5 👆

2020KC

holy $hit..you have an amanda too...what the f is up what that name.

Mine, after we broke up,took the fight to my parents...well more specifically my parents front yard..farmed the HELL out of it, that was the end for me..

I only banged her 3 times after that.

drsmartassphd

2020KC said:

ok here's my offer.. give me $20 for your team? Ill take your phone, smash it with a 20lb sledge, pee on it, and you then can thank me for breaking your addiction, then for an extra $5 Ill kick you in the nuts...this way its being done just like glu does it..

deal?

I like it. The old one-way rochambeaux (gave it a Cajun spelling).

Houmy

jmsorioles33 said:

Houmy said:

2003cobra said:

At least with poker you have a chance to win money. I might be interested in buying your teams just so that I can see custom legend anytime that I want 

Actually I would have been better off not playing poker in the last 6 months had I kept my $$$ in bitcoin. Would have almost doubled it 🙄

Lol i did the same thing, used a chunk of my BTC to buy onto blackchip back in like April when it was around $8K. Luckily i did buy a bunch of travel stocks around the same time though, those are doing well so far. 

Now if you want to know what game I really enjoy here is a hint. Can't find any online sites, reputable anyway, that offer it though so I'll have to get a match in with my buddies on PokerStars home games whenever I can.