before reading this, be warned: this is going to be a very long rant. however, i personally believe glu needs to step the f.uck up because they are gradually ruining what once was a good game.
to whoever, or whatever works at glu, you guys need to f.uck off. every single move you take is yet another disgustingly obvious, relentless, f.ucked up is meant solely for you to make money. what you guys do is shameful, and you might need to rethink your whole lives and sit the f.uck down.
i'm only gonna rant about one issue in this, because i seriously don't have the energy to write a 300 page book highlighting every single shameful, d¡ck move you guys have done. this issue is matchmaking.
ever since the start of the year, we have been experiencing matches with higher ranked teams once we win a certain win threshold when trying to sandbag at lower levels, matches you are programmed to lose. everyone complained, and you guys had the AUDACITY, to say that you improved/fixed it. i have absolutely no idea what prompted you people to feed us such blatant lies, but it's f.ucking bullshit. i'm going to recount my experience from this past week, but i'm just saying, its one of many where you guys have blatant screwed us over with matchups. Last weekend, i was in platinum two (storied), with around 3400 wins. I could win 9 of every 10 tournaments easily and 19/20 bonus games. i could easily fly through a league.
fast forward a few days, I am pushing through platinum during bg day. I'm now at platinum 4. what's different, you ask? i'm now winning 1 of every 5 bonus games, and it took me over an hour just to accumulate 100 wins. justifiable, right? FU.CK NO. as if that wasn't enough, I wanted to play a tournament to get one more tournament box (putting me at 20). well, guess what? it took me TWENTY THREE tournaments and 460K blue cash to win ONCE. in EVERY SINGLE TOURNAMENT, I FACED AT LEAST ONE DIAMOND TEAM WITH A D10 350 PITCHER, and some with over 130k ts. I even faced one with last weekend's masahiro tanaka capped at d10. If you blind rats at glu can't see the problem with this, go to amazon, buy a toy dildo for some money, shove it up your asses, and maybe it'll shock you back into reality and into not being a shithead.