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Zipper Entrapment

TheFullMonteTheFullMonte Registered Users, Member 1,589 Posts
Most common cause of penile trauma in adults.  Apparently, happens like 2000+ times a year.

Be safe out there this weekend boys.

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    tshea510tshea510 Registered Users, Member 1,788 Posts
    edited March 2021
    This is the danger of Google in the wrong hands. 😂😂😂
    Just a Silver team from the wrong side of the tracks, so what do I know? 🤷
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    TakeMeOutToTheBallTakeMeOutToTheBall Registered Users, Member 171 Posts
    Happens all the time when you only use one hand...
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    BigpredfanBigpredfan Registered Users 3,306 Posts
    Zippers need a sensor like the garage door does so it doesn’t close if something is in the way. 

    But they dont, so

    Only you can prevent Zipper Entrapment 
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    2003cobra2003cobra Registered Users, Member 2,725 Posts
    #zippergate21
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    CanadaCubsCanadaCubs Registered Users, Member 1,235 Posts
    Isn't this why they invented Button-Fly jeans?
    "If you can't beat them, report them"
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    retirepujolsretirepujols Registered Users, Member 4,857 Posts
    Isn't this why they invented Button-Fly jeans?
    Or you could just take your pants completely off to take a leak. I'm sure that would stop the weirdos from using the urinal directly next to you 😷
    "It's amazing how much work you can put in without gangly-ass legs in the way" - Sir Tdub71
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    Thekid84Thekid84 Registered Users, Member 216 Posts
    Sweatpants my friends, sweatpants...
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    MattattackMattattack Registered Users 1,971 Posts
    Good thing I'm #TeamSweatpants these days
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    BigpredfanBigpredfan Registered Users 3,306 Posts
    Sweatpants

    Why do y’all think I became a PE teacher?
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    MattattackMattattack Registered Users 1,971 Posts
    Thekid84 said:
    Sweatpants my friends, sweatpants...
    lol great minds 
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    GordonBombayGordonBombay Registered Users, Member 107 Posts
    Isn't this why they invented Button-Fly jeans?
    Or you could just take your pants completely off to take a leak. I'm sure that would stop the weirdos from using the urinal directly next to you 😷
    Only people who drink Whiteclaws sit to pee.  
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    2003cobra2003cobra Registered Users, Member 2,725 Posts
    My wife rags on me because I don’t wear jeans anymore. Comfort isn’t the only reason 
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    2020KC2020KC Registered Users, Member 711 Posts
    Thekid84 said:
    Sweatpants my friends, sweatpants...
    Well @CanadaCubs I knew someone would invoke your old nick name at some point
    you can't spell deteriorate without detroit
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