Over the course of the last five years, Racing Rivals has grown into one of the most hardcore racing games in the world. This loyal community has spent countless hours competing in millions of races in “winner take all” fashion – all in the name of Turf Wars and pink slips.

However, all good things must come to an end… After spending time evaluating Rivals and its future – we’ve decided that it’s time to move on. Simply put, the revenue generated from Racing Rivals unfortunately no longer covers the cost of operations. This was not an easy decision to make.

On March 31st, 2019 – Rivals will be racing off into the sunset, and will be permanently shut down. Current players have until this date to utilize any accumulated virtual currency. We’ll be offering some massive reductions in the cost of crates, installs and repairs in addition to a reduction on timers as you race your way into the history books. Effective immediately, no new in-app purchases will be permitted.

In closing, a resounding and sincere THANK YOU to our extremely driven fans for your loyalty and dedication over the years – we hope you’ve enjoyed playing Racing Rivals as much as we’ve enjoyed creating it.
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Better contest than the one k1ttens 2.0 is holding

hawkfan23hawkfan23 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 328 Posts
Funniest joke wins. prize is 1mil. Ends at 11 ET. The more inappropriate the better chance of winning. GO!
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    el_prestanoel_prestano Registered Users 573 Posts
    well if its inappropriate you want:
    whats got 8 legs and makes women scream


    gangrape
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    DJDUHFHSIANTEMPDJDUHFHSIANTEMP Registered Users 4,151 Posts
    How to tell if you have a small dīck or not ?

    You use a pûssy to measure it!

    @iSpell4Life
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    hawkfan23hawkfan23 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 328 Posts
    Ha! You got 1st place at the moment lol
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    hawkfan23hawkfan23 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 328 Posts
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    Krushking99Krushking99 Registered Users 131 Posts
    What does an orphan get for Christmas?


    Lonely
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    xLATINxxLATINx Registered Users 384 Posts
    What is a crack head's favorite song?



    I wanna rock!

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    shtoobieshtoobie Registered Users 7,944 Posts
    @iSpell4Life don't tag mods for no reason, you're just giving them a hard time.
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    iSpell4LifeiSpell4Life Registered Users 1,780 Posts
    shtoobie said:

    @iSpell4Life don't tag mods for no reason, you're just giving them a hard time.

    it was for a reason ;)
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    cristhian3261cristhian3261 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 4,676 Posts
    Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
    So nobody confuses them with feminists.
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    DdgDktaRlzDdgDktaRlz Registered Users 15,244 Posts
    A grandson and grandpa are hanging out together, fishing. The grandpa lights up a cigar and begins puffing.

    Can I try that,? ask the grandson.

    Can you touch your d*ck to your a$$hole,?asks the grandpa. The grandson replies no and grandpa tells him he isn't old enough yet.

    Grandpa grabs up a beer and Crack it open to take a drink.

    Can I try that,? Asks the grandson.

    Can you touch your d*ck to your a$$hole,? Asks the grandpa. The grandson, again, replies no and grandpa tells him he isn't old enough yet.

    The grandson opens up a bag and starts to eat some homemade chocolate chip cookies. The grandpa looks over and asks, can I have one of those?

    The grandson replies, can You touch Your d*ck to Your a$$hole?

    The grandpa replies, why, yes I can!

    To which the grandson replies, Well good, go f*ck yourself, grandma made these for me.
    Yes I'm a jerk and proud of it.

    No, I don't like you. I don't have a reason you would comprehend.
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    hawkfan23hawkfan23 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 328 Posts
    Technically being a *other name for female genitalia" is a solid reason
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    ThedarthyguestThedarthyguest Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 8,825 Posts
    Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

    For fingering a minor.
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    ThedarthyguestThedarthyguest Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 8,825 Posts

    Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

    For fingering a minor.

    This is a joke only people in band would understand
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    shtoobieshtoobie Registered Users 7,944 Posts

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    DJDUHFHSIANTEMPDJDUHFHSIANTEMP Registered Users 4,151 Posts
    shtoobie said:


    Because windows 69.
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    DdgDktaRlzDdgDktaRlz Registered Users 15,244 Posts
    Guess I lose
    Yes I'm a jerk and proud of it.

    No, I don't like you. I don't have a reason you would comprehend.
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    Fortex2Fortex2 Registered Users 4,815 Posts
    A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
    The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
    "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
    The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
    "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
    A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
    "Sure," said the little boy.
    The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub.
    "What happened?!" she said.
    "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit....so I cut the back wheels off....."
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    RicedOutManRicedOutMan Registered Users 1,007 Posts
    I'm about to say a racist joke. but don't worry I'm a minority as well so its okay lol.


    How do you tell if a black girl is pregnant?

    you pull out the tampon and check if all the cotton is picked!
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    RicedOutManRicedOutMan Registered Users 1,007 Posts
    Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit
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    RicedOutManRicedOutMan Registered Users 1,007 Posts




    On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof
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    kingpen126kingpen126 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 8,115 Posts
    why did the chicken cross the road


    to avoid king john un's long range nuke
    IGN:KING OF PENS
    IGN:PAGANI PLAZA - on to the next thing lol

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    Stoner ProblemsStoner Problems Registered Users 6,064 Posts
    I got a knock knock joke

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Little boy blue

    Little boy blue who

    Micheal jackson

    Hahaha
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic

    Ign: Quit Complaining
    Ign: J3T L1FE
    Ign: boosted917
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    DJDUHFHSIANTEMPDJDUHFHSIANTEMP Registered Users 4,151 Posts
    I got a good joke lol.

    Do you guys know if champ is there?

    Who's champ?

    THATS WHAT EXACTLY JOHN CENA SAID LAST NIGHT TO THE UNDERTAKER!!!

    DUDUDUDUDUDUUUUUDUDUDUDUDUDUUUUUUUU
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    RicedOutManRicedOutMan Registered Users 1,007 Posts
    A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
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    DdgDktaRlzDdgDktaRlz Registered Users 15,244 Posts
    Who won?
    Yes I'm a jerk and proud of it.

    No, I don't like you. I don't have a reason you would comprehend.
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    DrifterMickeyDrifterMickey Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 3,286 Posts
    Hehe I have one
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    DrifterMickeyDrifterMickey Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 3,286 Posts
    So there is a 1 story house
    The chairs are pink
    The lights are pink
    The floor if pink
    The whole house is pink inside and out.
    What color are the stairs
    The answer:









    There are no stairs its a 1 story house
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    Caboose1744Caboose1744 Registered Users 13,341 Posts
    What's the difference between a peeping tom and a thief one snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch
    What's up beautiful?
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    justincrediblejustincredible Users Awaiting Email Confirmation 1 Posts
    edited November 2015
    what do u call ,four mexicans-one chinese-and four black guys?
    " THE SPRINKLER "

    'spik_spik_spik_spik---chink---niga_niga_niga_niga'
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    hawkfan23hawkfan23 Unregistered / Not Logged In, Registered Users 328 Posts
    @Krushking99 won with 8 lols! Pm me your ign for the 1m. I'll give @Thedarthyguest @RicedOutMan and @Stoner Problems 500k each for 2nd!
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