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  • KaylaJKaylaJ Senior Member Registered Users 2,504 Posts
    wow, usually my husband just guilt trips me. i'd so break up with his cheap backside if he said those
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  • alice_kkhalice_kkh Registered Users, Member 1,232 Posts
    @KKHLucyHaha I should’ve done the same 😀😀
    @KaylaJI probably will, he’s ugly and annoying and pretty much useless now that our relationship maxed out anyway.. unless they finally decide to add a third kid to the game which probably won’t happen anytime soon.
    I’m gonna divorce him right after Halloween. 😀
    iOS
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts

    The person you meet online. 

    VS the person you met in real life. 
    IOS Player 
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts
    I have transcended beyond mere physical psyche and have reached my final form, a floating wig. 

    IOS Player 
  • LisylisLisylis Junior Member Registered Users 581 Posts
    Wow, I had no idea husbands could be so harsh. I just avoid mine when he's mad at me. Isn't that the best way to deal with relationship issues in real life as well?  :D
  • mikaylachimomikaylachimo New Member Registered Users 2,200 Posts
    nobody wants to play your game, willow 🙄 

    you bet I spent 12 energy to knock her phone out of her hands after this one lol 
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  • KaylaJKaylaJ Senior Member Registered Users 2,504 Posts
    edited October 2018


    She's all judging me like "You own a salon with hair like that?!"
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  • KKHLucyKKHLucy Registered Users, Member 753 Posts
    KaylaJ said:


    She's all judging me like "You own a salon with hair like that?!"
    I think she’s not looking in your eyes because she’s scared she’ll turn into stone...😂
  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Community Moderator Moderators 24,059 Posts
    This thread is fast becoming a fave of mine.
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  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts
    @kaylaj I imagine you walk in the salon like a customer
    “l  have a hot date later. “
    -glamorous curls 
    -medusa hair to turn date into stone if date act like a jerk. 

    Choose medusa hair. 

    “Wow, my date gonna Gorgon crazy for this look “ 
    IOS Player 
  • EssenceHeartsPandasEssenceHeartsPandas Registered Users 72 Posts
    Okay but his eyebrows don't match his hair and it bothers me tbh 😂
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts
    Okay but his eyebrows don't match his hair and it bothers me tbh 😂
    I heard turquoise brows are all the rage this coming seasons. 😂 
    IOS Player 
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts


    Either she is a superhero or a fan of 50 shades of Grey. 
    IOS Player 
  • SugarKSugarK Senior Member Registered Users 1,673 Posts
    edited November 2018


    Either she is a superhero or a fan of 50 shades of Grey. 

     That time when you forgot to take your mask off after saving the world 😒
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts

    Kim: Trashley, thank you so much for hosting Thanksgiving this year! 
    Me: Anything for my bestie! Been slaving away in my new kitchen.
    Kim: Wait, how did you bake that pie if your kitchen is unfurnished?
    Me: Kimmy, Erm it is a Thanksgiving miracle! 


    IOS Player 
  • t_treet_tree Registered Users, Member 256 Posts

    Can’t believe he went there 😂🤣😩
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts

    Something about this NPC is giving me Hipster Boy Scout vibes. 
    IOS Player 
  • KaylaJKaylaJ Senior Member Registered Users 2,504 Posts

    Get you a man who thinks leaving leaves all over that nice restaurant on your date is stylish 
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  • EssenceHeartsPandasEssenceHeartsPandas Registered Users 72 Posts
    So I just found a random npc in panino to go on a date with and he ended up paying for the first one, I'm shook bc that's never happened before 😂
  • KaylaJKaylaJ Senior Member Registered Users 2,504 Posts


    The breath aura shows up underwater!
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  • MelanieKKHMelanieKKH Registered Users, Member 164 Posts
    KaylaJ said:


    The breath aura shows up underwater!
    Christmas magic
    PC player

  • NayaritismNayaritism Registered Users, Member 77 Posts
    edited December 2018
    Ya'll I'm in my feels! I just found out tonight that Cassio is still! out here chasing Rani.
    Even in my own home, at my Christmas party in front of my friends!

    RIP my dreams of marriage

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  • VampireBarbieVampireBarbie Registered Users, Member 1,060 Posts
    I just started my first comeback quest where you make your own mobile game and this cracked me up:


    😂
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  • AliBryantAliBryant Advanced Member Registered Users 4,556 Posts
    @VampireBarbie lol! I remember when we used to have all kinds of witty storylines like that. I still laugh a lot when I scroll through the names of the top shows list too. That must have been fun coming up with hundreds of puns for show names.
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  • KalindaKingKalindaKing Glu Moderator Moderators 3,444 Posts
    Oh yes, let me share some of my faves!
    • Black Is The New Tangerine
    • Confessions of a Celebrity Wedding Planner with Rupert Ambrose
    • Party of 6
    • Joey's Creek
    • The Korkov Files
    And the list goes on...
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  • alice_kkhalice_kkh Registered Users, Member 1,232 Posts
    I just picked up this dude from konnections to get the new lover achievement dress, but I’m reconsidering my decision...so rude😂😂

    iOS
  • TrashleyKKHTrashleyKKH Registered Users, Member 2,664 Posts

    I mean, I don’t have any complains. 😂 
    IOS Player 
  • alice_kkhalice_kkh Registered Users, Member 1,232 Posts
    2nd date

    No. Just no. I’m done with this guy. Dating this one instead. Much nicer.

    Not sure if this is a compliment but at least he’s trying 🥰😂
    iOS
  • AllegorieAllegorie Registered Users, Member 558 Posts
    I started the storyline with Jean Adrien and as a french, I have to say he is very cliché ! But the most hilarious thing is that he doesn't actually speak french. For example, he always says "Bonne" (I guess he wanted to say something like "Good"). But "bonne" is not correct at all: it is an adjective for feminine words - this way, I could say "cette glace est bonne" ("this ice cream (= feminine) tastes good"). If Jean Adrien wanted to say something like "Good", he sould just say "Bien", which may be used as interjection. I know, french is hard... 

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