KKH Humor

KaylaJ

wow, usually my husband just guilt trips me. i'd so break up with his cheap backside if he said those

alice_kkh

@KKHLucyHaha I should’ve done the same 😀😀
@KaylaJI probably will, he’s ugly and annoying and pretty much useless now that our relationship maxed out anyway.. unless they finally decide to add a third kid to the game which probably won’t happen anytime soon.
I’m gonna divorce him right after Halloween. 😀

TrashleyKKH

The person you meet online. 

VS the person you met in real life. 

TrashleyKKH

I have transcended beyond mere physical psyche and have reached my final form, a floating wig. 

Lisylis

Wow, I had no idea husbands could be so harsh. I just avoid mine when he's mad at me. Isn't that the best way to deal with relationship issues in real life as well? 

mikaylachimo

nobody wants to play your game, willow 🙄 

you bet I spent 12 energy to knock her phone out of her hands after this one lol 

KaylaJ

She's all judging me like "You own a salon with hair like that?!"

KKHLucy

KaylaJ said:

She's all judging me like "You own a salon with hair like that?!"

I think she’s not looking in your eyes because she’s scared she’ll turn into stone...😂

kokokokonut

This thread is fast becoming a fave of mine.

TrashleyKKH

@kaylaj I imagine you walk in the salon like a customer
“l  have a hot date later. “
-glamorous curls 
-medusa hair to turn date into stone if date act like a jerk. 

Choose medusa hair. 

“Wow, my date gonna Gorgon crazy for this look “ 

EssenceHeartsPandas

Okay but his eyebrows don't match his hair and it bothers me tbh 😂

TrashleyKKH

EssenceHeartsPandas said:

Okay but his eyebrows don't match his hair and it bothers me tbh 😂

I heard turquoise brows are all the rage this coming seasons. 😂 

TrashleyKKH

Either she is a superhero or a fan of 50 shades of Grey. 

SugarK

TrashleyKKH said:

Either she is a superhero or a fan of 50 shades of Grey. 

 That time when you forgot to take your mask off after saving the world 😒

TrashleyKKH

Kim: Trashley, thank you so much for hosting Thanksgiving this year! 
Me: Anything for my bestie! Been slaving away in my new kitchen.
Kim: Wait, how did you bake that pie if your kitchen is unfurnished?
Me: Kimmy, Erm it is a Thanksgiving miracle! 

t_tree

Can’t believe he went there 😂🤣😩

mikaylachimo

Spot the difference

(Was looking through clothes I owned and recreated the time Phyllis from the office wore the same swim coverup as Kim kardashian) 

TrashleyKKH

Something about this NPC is giving me Hipster Boy Scout vibes. 

KaylaJ

Get you a man who thinks leaving leaves all over that nice restaurant on your date is stylish 

EssenceHeartsPandas

So I just found a random npc in panino to go on a date with and he ended up paying for the first one, I'm shook bc that's never happened before 😂

KaylaJ

The breath aura shows up underwater!

MelanieKKH

KaylaJ said:

The breath aura shows up underwater!

Christmas magic

Nayaritism

Ya'll I'm in my feels! I just found out tonight that Cassio is still! out here chasing Rani.
Even in my own home, at my Christmas party in front of my friends!

RIP my dreams of marriage

VampireBarbie

I just started my first comeback quest where you make your own mobile game and this cracked me up:


😂

AliBryant

@VampireBarbie lol! I remember when we used to have all kinds of witty storylines like that. I still laugh a lot when I scroll through the names of the top shows list too. That must have been fun coming up with hundreds of puns for show names.

KalindaKing

Oh yes, let me share some of my faves!

• Black Is The New Tangerine
• Confessions of a Celebrity Wedding Planner with Rupert Ambrose
• Party of 6
• Joey's Creek
• The Korkov Files

And the list goes on...

alice_kkh

I just picked up this dude from konnections to get the new lover achievement dress, but I’m reconsidering my decision...so rude😂😂

TrashleyKKH

I mean, I don’t have any complains. 😂 

alice_kkh

2nd date

No. Just no. I’m done with this guy. Dating this one instead. Much nicer.

Not sure if this is a compliment but at least he’s trying 🥰😂

Allegorie

I started the storyline with Jean Adrien and as a french, I have to say he is very cliché ! But the most hilarious thing is that he doesn't actually speak french. For example, he always says "Bonne" (I guess he wanted to say something like "Good"). But "bonne" is not correct at all: it is an adjective for feminine words - this way, I could say "cette glace est bonne" ("this ice cream (= feminine) tastes good"). If Jean Adrien wanted to say something like "Good", he sould just say "Bien", which may be used as interjection. I know, french is hard...