KKH Humor

KalindaKingKalindaKing Glu ModeratorModerators 3,445 Posts
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It's #NationalTellAJokeDay so I just put out a request for funny comments about the game on the KKH Twitter.

https://twitter.com/KKHOfficial/status/897875693752774656

I know you all have an amazing sense of humor. We would love to hear your funny observations about the game anytime. As I like to say, who knows what could happen!

This thread could be used for your own jokes about playing the game (like staying up late to finish a project) or to share screenshots of in-game content that makes you laugh. Our writers love your feedback.
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  • gentheagenthea Experienced Member Registered Users 294 Posts
    I don't have a Twitter account so I wanna share something about this game that makes me laugh and express my thanks. I just, L O V E the names of TV shows on the game. There are like 600 shows, right? Who has time to come up with them?

    Some of them are adaptations of real life shows like: Agents of WINDSHIELD, Better Call Paul, Breaking Bach, The Bronan O'Ryan Show, The Vocal Chords, Doctor What's His Name, Luke Rage, How to Get Away With Jay Walking, yeah, you got the point.

    Others are super shady, like: People Talking and Occasional Zombie Attack, Hunky Nerd Secret Agent, America's Next Earlobe Model, Thing with Feathers, Dude vs. Assemble Yourself Swedish Furniture, yeah, I'm done listing because you got it.

    Well, whoever you are, pal, I just want to congratulate you for the genius that you are & thank you for making me laugh everytime I open that page. If you want a good laugh just go to "top tv shows" page and scroll through it if you haven't already.
    it's me, Genevieve Theroux. I play on iOS.
  • AngelineJAngelineJ Advanced Member Registered Users 1,505 Posts
    How am I supposed to guess what her name is?! LOL!

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    I just love Maria! :p

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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Community Moderator Moderators 24,076 Posts
    omg, I love this. Love love love this thread. I have a beauty, but where in my various devices and computers is it? It's in the Restaurant in Dubai. If anyone else knows this one, post it while I look? I totally forgot about the inappropriate Polar Bear. lol.

    (Um Vats, that vision in pink is Kat. Z was dressed in the pink jacket and black skirt. I'm not on that device I'll post that one later)
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  • KaylaJKaylaJ Senior Member Registered Users 2,506 Posts
    I did love April Fools

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    I remember catching this during a SYS event

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  • VatsVats Expert Member Registered Users 4,773 Posts
    Haha those are funny!

    Who would knew that Ray and Sandra were a thing? Guess I missed that one!

    Angeline that is my absolutely favorite Maria's quote! I treasure that screenshot until today! #truetea
    Viva La Vida Á La Vats!
  • soundsprettysoundspretty Senior Member Registered Users 4,161 Posts
    I agree with Genevieve, the names of the shows are great! I also like the play on words/names during our storylines as well.

    As far as unintentional humor (at least I think) can we talk about "aparments"?
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  • daffodildaffodil Experienced Member Registered Users 590 Posts
    My doll once went on a date with herself:

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    And no, it did not count towards any relationship level. But a little self love is okay :)
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  • JasmineKKHJasmineKKH Junior Member Registered Users 470 Posts
    I paid extra k-stars for the "Stalking Dead" quest and when I found out that I would get to kill Willow in a scene, I couldn't help but laugh!
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  • Anastasia_V.Anastasia_V. Experienced Member Registered Users 157 Posts
    I once spotted this guy on the Top Stars list. Just take a look at his fan count...

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  • haftimehaftime Advanced Member Registered Users 967 Posts
    I love this Chevier Toronto customer, Dustin Keibler.

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    His dialogue amuses me every time. :)
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  • SugarKSugarK Senior Member Registered Users 1,673 Posts
    Haftime, I also have the customer asking me for the brown belt but he looks completely different :p
  • KalindaKingKalindaKing Glu Moderator Moderators 3,445 Posts
    Have any of you had a funny dream about the game lately?
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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Community Moderator Moderators 24,076 Posts
    Aside from dreaming I had 4 stylus where my fingers are supposed to be? Nah. No dreams to report


    eta...I still had finger flesh from my hand to the first knuckle, it was my right hand no I could still wear rings, but the last two sections looked like they were amputated and fit with little tapping caps. They actually looked stylish, but other than tapping they were pretty useless.
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Senior Member Registered Users 4,161 Posts
    I had a dream the other night that I was opening midweek boxes. But that could've just been deja vu... OR I can see into the future :)
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Senior Member Registered Users 4,161 Posts

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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Community Moderator Moderators 24,076 Posts
    edited January 2018

    Poor Kim. But it's hystetical theyes incorporated it into the game.
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Senior Member Registered Users 4,161 Posts
    Wasn't it Kylie who said afterwards she dove to the bottom and was able to find the earrings? Could've used her back when my dumb dad decided swimming with car keys was a good idea hours before we had to get to the airport :lol:
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  • RumpelstilzchenRumpelstilzchen Advanced Member Registered Users 1,599 Posts
    edited January 2018

    ? LOL! ? 
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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Community Moderator Moderators 24,076 Posts
    I thought Humpy found it for her. I was team Hump till Yeezy fell in love. Now it's true love.
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  • klenaklena New Member Registered Users 679 Posts
    Simon booked Kate on a Diet Parc commercial and commented that it taste horrible and he put in a clause that allows Kate not to drink it.

    This is from the filming of the commercial. Lmao ?
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  • soundsprettysoundspretty Senior Member Registered Users 4,161 Posts
    I thought Humpy found it for her. I was team Hump till Yeezy fell in love. Now it's true love.
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/how-kylie-found-kims-earring

    I knew I read it somewhere
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  • RumpelstilzchenRumpelstilzchen Advanced Member Registered Users 1,599 Posts
    Swiping through 'Konnektions'. Romance department .
    Tattoo artist: " I'm looking for something permanent. "
    😂
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  • kokokokonutkokokokonut Community Moderator Moderators 24,076 Posts
    Lol. Oh that's funny.
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  • PezPez Experienced Member Registered Users 397 Posts
    Oh, that reminds me -- I wish I would've thought to take a screenshot while still in the Konnections app -- but this fellow is "available for parties". He's definitely dressed to party, haha.


    iOS • KK:H player since January 2015 • I still need to make a FB account for my doll lol

  • klenaklena New Member Registered Users 679 Posts
    They say "A picture is worth a thousand words". Love the look on the model’s face while the guy crouching in front of her is working. 😂


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  • AmeliaKKHAmeliaKKH New Member Registered Users 722 Posts
    I keep a Memorable KKH Moments hashtag since 2015 because some lines are BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
    This weekend I totally relate to this one:

    Also, I love the motivational/uplifting bits from the characters like Erika Jane and Emma this weekend during the Ray Powers gig:

  • Candyfloss_kkhCandyfloss_kkh Registered Users, Member 290 Posts
    Um my kkh character wig got snatched 😳😂😂
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