Cooldown Chants! (Chants Only PLZ!!!)

TheFullMonteTheFullMonte 685 PostsRegistered Users, Member
Coollllllll-down.....

Coooollll-DOWN!!!!

COOLLLLLL-DOWN!!!!!

COOLDOWN! COOLDOWN! 

COOLDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • BigpredfanBigpredfan New Member 2,590 PostsRegistered Users
    We all know
    the cool down sucks
    if you are still complaining
    i don’t give a ..........
  • HoumyHoumy 3,476 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Cool down, cool down
    Lotta loyal players are gone
    Oh GLU what have you done
    You've now killed all the FUN!!!!!
    "OOPS... WE NEED TO RESTART" - GLU ca. 2019


  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,086 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Hoot. He doesn't give a hoot 
    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte 685 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    In order for these chant threads to work, we really need to get the mods to buy off on enforcement. it's a simple rule: don't post in a chant thread unless you are going to participate in the chant. and if you break the rule, you get a 24-hour ban.

     Listen, I understand how the internet works. whenever people are doing something really fun, some jerk wants to find a way to ruin the fun by causing a disruption. case in point: the people who post stuff in a clearly marked "chant thread" other than the chant itself (along with allowed emoticons, gifs, or jpegs).

    my tukey test chant on the actuarial outpost went over 15 pages without anyone even TRYING to break the chant rules and post something other than "tukey test! (insert funny emoticons here....)". and given this board's demographic makeup, there's no reason why "COOLDOWN" couldn't have gone over 20 pages, and "I LOVE BOXES" even longer than that.

    Sad how we can't ever do anything fun around here. This place ruins everything.
  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett 1,452 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    edited November 2019
    -edited-

    CD!!
    you can't spell deteriorate without Detroit

  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte 685 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    The 3 Hole Box did get some mileage..


    Beth...that was her name....Beth

    Chants only PLZ!!!
  • fahhq2fahhq2 635 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Deb-bie Dow-ner,
    whine whine, whine-whine-whine
    cooldown cooldown,
    whine whine, whine-whine-whine
    #returnto18
  • DFBBDFBB 4,393 PostsRegistered Users, Moderators, Member, Moderator
    Whether it's protocol or just another curve ball, cooldown has us thinking curtain call. 😬



    Mi casa es su casa...except during cvc. 
  • DFBBDFBB 4,393 PostsRegistered Users, Moderators, Member, Moderator
    C'mon guys. No personal attacks plz!
    Mi casa es su casa...except during cvc. 
  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte 685 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    DFBB said:
    C'mon guys. No personal attacks plz!
    Who is Mark Watson, and why does he keep PM’ing me?
  • BigpredfanBigpredfan New Member 2,590 PostsRegistered Users
    Hoot. He doesn't give a hoot 
    it’s crap. The word is crap. 
  • TheFullMonteTheFullMonte 685 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    What I'm most annoyed about is a certain someone is constantly blaming Mark Watson for his worst posts. C'mon, man. I knew Mark back in my days at State. Mark was a bartender at Cleats and Spikes. Sold me my first shot of Rumpleminz. One night he tipped me off that Dykstra was planning a late night check in at the Stauffer house. Gave me time to get the keg out. Mark is a heck of a guy, and certainly not the vulgar pig someone is trying to make him out to be.

     This has to stop.
  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,086 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    When the cooldown comes, then all the fun goes
    The cooldown sucks, oh the cooldown blows
    Such a terrible idea, tis real-ly bad
    Worse than the chicks in back of @matt_sackett's supercab
    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett 1,452 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Its Crew and NO Personal Attacks..do we not learn.
    you can't spell deteriorate without Detroit

  • Cooz19Cooz19 Experienced Member 1,007 PostsRegistered Users
    At cooldown, we jeer
    Just like a rigged woh at-bat
    @retirepujols needs a pounder of beer
    And some clean prostitutes, STAT!
  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett 1,452 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    edited November 2019
    Cool down Sucks
    for those that spent bucks
    Cooldown is here
    pass me a goddamned beer,
    you can't spell deteriorate without Detroit

  • FrankTheTank04FrankTheTank04 660 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    I don't know any chants, but...

    Roses are red
    Violets aren't really blue
    The cooldown is the greatest!
    Wait, no it isn't.  Cooldown, I hate you.

  • JudgeJudge 62 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    The cool down
    makes me frown. 
    Club cohesion
    is a BS reason. 
    Another 12-hr sit
    is gonna make me quit.

  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,330 PostsRegistered Users, Member

    How about a Haiku?

    Cooldown Period

    The worst idea ever

    Suck my ball sack, Glu

    “Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

    "If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett 1,452 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    I think George Carlin said it best......
    Rat $hit, Bat $shit
    Dirty Old [email protected]
    69 A$$holes tied in a knot
    Hooray Lizard $hit
    F&UCK

    nuff' said.
    you can't spell deteriorate without Detroit

  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,086 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    edited November 2019
    Hey hey, what do we say?
    This cooldown is super gay.
    Club cohesion? That's what they say!
    But evo is available, if you pay.
    B1tch and moan as we may,
    This stank arse cooldowns here to stay.
    Boohoo, what can we do?
    Pull out our 🍆 and scream 🖕 Glu.
    Shove this cooldown up their a$$
    By not spending anymore of your cash! 



    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • FrankTheTank04FrankTheTank04 660 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Hey hey, what do we say?
    This cooldown is super gay.
    Club cohesion? That's what they say!
    But evo is available, if you pay.
    B1tch and moan as we may,
    This stank arse cooldowns here to stay.
    Boohoo, what can we do?
    Pull out our d1cks and scream fk Glu.
    Shove this cooldown up their a$$
    By not spending anymore of your cash! 



    Beautiful... just beautiful.  Some of the best poetry I've ever read.
  • ShoveItUpYoenis2ShoveItUpYoenis2 731 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    What’s that Christmas song that be like “the lease knobby dot”...it’s Spanish...reminds me of the cooldown. 
  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,086 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    What’s that Christmas song that be like “the lease knobby dot”...it’s Spanish...reminds me of the cooldown. 
    Lmfao
    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • bigvivecbigvivec 2,134 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Cooldown.......cohesion???
    Selling evo.......THE reason!!!!
    Community........the greed!!!
    Has broken........indeed!!!!!!
    To play........must pay!!!!! 
    Desire...........fade away!!!!!
  • retirepujolsretirepujols 3,086 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    bigvivec said:
    Cooldown.......cohesion???
    Selling evo.......THE reason!!!!
    Community........the greed!!!
    Has broken........indeed!!!!!!
    To play........must pay!!!!! 
    Desire...........fade away!!!!!
    I read that in a growl, and the .... And ???/!!!! As a nasty double bass. Thanks for the brief hardcore song about the cool down 🙌🏻
    Just me in my world of enemies.
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd 1,330 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    bigvivec said:
    Cooldown.......cohesion???
    Selling evo.......THE reason!!!!
    Community........the greed!!!
    Has broken........indeed!!!!!!
    To play........must pay!!!!! 
    Desire...........fade away!!!!!


    Oh hell yes. I read this the same way retirepujols did.

    This sounds like an intro to a Killswitch Engage song.

    Dnnnnuunnununuun, dun dun dun dun dun...

    Uggggggggg

    Cooldown....Cohesion? (riff)

    You get the picture.

    “Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain, stand up and complain.” Oscar The Grouch

    "If you don't have anything nice to say about this game, don't say it at all."  My Mother

  • matt_sackettmatt_sackett 1,452 PostsRegistered Users, Member
    Not to go too far off topic. Roasted Turkey Pringle’s???? Hell yes
    you can't spell deteriorate without Detroit

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