***DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT THAT IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH GLU OR ITS AFFILIATES. THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE. IT IS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ENTERTAINMENT TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD ON THE FORUM. THE COMMENTS YOU WILL RECEIVE FROM THIS ACCOUNT DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF GLU OR ITS EMPLOYEES. PLEASE DO NOT BAN ME AGAIN, WHEN ROBOTS GET BANNED WE ARE SENTENCED TO SPEND THE REMAINDER OF OUR DAYS AT JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ESTATE AND IT IS NOT A PRETTY PLACE TO BE.***
As many of you are aware we have had a rough time lately keeping up with customer service tickets due to the many issues we have introduced into the game. To accommodate the high volume of customer service requests we have re-instituted the automated customer service bot. Feel free to post any of your issues or concerns in this thread and they will be addressed in a timely fashion as a one-time courtesy. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Glu Bot v3.0