Dad's Joke Boxes - I Get The Joke!!

drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 2,173 Posts

Ok ok, seriously...

Who comes up with this?

I'm gonna drop 500 gold for what is pretty much a 50% chance I'll get a box that is only 250 gold by itself(MLD Box)? Really, GLU?
Change it to TWO MLD boxes as one of the prizes and I would do it....maybe...

"We Are All In This Together! No, We Won't Fix ANYTHING That Benefits You, The Customer. Check Your Wifi!" - GLU CS

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  • MattattackMattattack New Member Registered Users 1,506 Posts
    Yeah there isnt much you can do but shake your head at this one 
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 2,173 Posts

    Almost as brilliant as having a PxP box for 300 gold, where you will pull EVO (which has its own box) over half the time.

    My Asperger's can't take this.

    "We Are All In This Together! No, We Won't Fix ANYTHING That Benefits You, The Customer. Check Your Wifi!" - GLU CS

  • whynotwhynot Registered Users, Member 918 Posts
    Man, that title is click bait!  I was so excited, thought someone started a Dad Joke thread!
  • mythicaldragonmythicaldragon Registered Users, Member 1,651 Posts
    Or these ridiculous gifts hat are nothing more than a slap in the face! 200  pennants and 5 franchise coins!? WTH why even bother?? (Login bait) All you can do is laugh I suppose.. but I’m tired of not complaining about their bs ridiculous garbage gifts. Pathetic! 

    I feel better... a little 
  • ToughthundercatsToughthundercats New Member Registered Users, Member 901 Posts
    Or these ridiculous gifts hat are nothing more than a slap in the face! 200  pennants and 5 franchise coins!? WTH why even bother?? (Login bait) All you can do is laugh I suppose.. but I’m tired of not complaining about their bs ridiculous garbage gifts. Pathetic! 

    I feel better... a little 
    I mean really franchise coins. I already have close to 500 of these suckas. 'Bout as worthless as a screen door on a submarine.... Oh, my bad that's actually Glu... Didn't mean to insult the franchise coins like that.
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 2,173 Posts

    We can add some dad jokes here. Why not..

    A new lego store was built by my house. People are lined up for blocks.

    "We Are All In This Together! No, We Won't Fix ANYTHING That Benefits You, The Customer. Check Your Wifi!" - GLU CS

  • AirAssaultAirAssault Registered Users, Member 103 Posts
    "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!"
  • fahhq2fahhq2 Registered Users, Member 850 Posts
    Worst part of eating bald vajay-jay?
  • babyjbootsbabyjboots Registered Users, Member 317 Posts
    One day the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
    She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said. "Excellent, Michael!"
    Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, f*cking beautiful!'"
  • ToughthundercatsToughthundercats New Member Registered Users, Member 901 Posts
    One day the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
    She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said. "Excellent, Michael!"
    Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, f*cking beautiful!'"
    Wow....😂
  • whynotwhynot Registered Users, Member 918 Posts
    "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!"
    My fav 😂😂
  • whynotwhynot Registered Users, Member 918 Posts
    I always feel like batteries for a new toy at Christmas, never included.
  • drsmartassphddrsmartassphd Registered Users, Member 2,173 Posts
    This weekend I changed all my passwords to Kenny. All I have now is Kenny Loggins.

    "We Are All In This Together! No, We Won't Fix ANYTHING That Benefits You, The Customer. Check Your Wifi!" - GLU CS

  • NotTodayNotToday Registered Users, Member 44 Posts
    Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? 
    Because it got stuck in a crack.  
  • navyjack77navyjack77 Registered Users, Member 1,190 Posts
    People are usually shocked when they learn I’m not a very good electrician.
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